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[murdercycle]

That's not what girlfriends do.

( Toki, buddy, there's so much more you can do with a girl... )

But fine.
Whatever.
No doing you-know-what ever again.

'Til you obviously crack first.

[toki_in_the_cube]

( Toki is a simple man with simple desires. Kissing, hugging, jacking off, beating to death - but mostly the first three. )

me? cracks? YOU WISHES >:D

cant waits for you to comes to me on you hands and knees going waaah toki T__T waah cant takes it no mores, you knows why?

cuz is gonna laughs at you :D

[murdercycle]

Toki, you’ve got scabs on your dick.

I’m pretty sure you’re gonna miss jacking off more than I am.

( He is NOT pretty sure! He is very concerned by this!

But, like, how would Toki even know? Nathan’s gonna keep jacking it, thank you. )

Hands and knees? Ew.

[toki_in_the_cube]

moidface says it ams normal THANKS. he eats thems.

hims own dick scabs not mines. :P

( How are they still alive?

Toki, like a good boy, respects the sanctity of a dare between brothers, and won't be jacking it until further notice.

There's no way this can end badly. )

oh but you WILLS.

because you ams DESPERATE. :)

but fines. goes and dont jacks off. sees how longs you last HAHAHAHAHA

[murdercycle]

Yeah, don’t talk to me about Murderface’s fucking dick scabs.

You want me to be desperate so bad, it makes you look stupid.

If you already lost, just say so.

I don’t care that you’ve rubbing one out this whole time.

( And there are so many better things to jerk off to… )

[toki_in_the_cube]

nopes! i just watches the cartoons and plays with knifes :D

just faces it - i ams GREAT at not jackings off. i bet you brains ams full of boobs right now XD

( That off-model Calarts reject on screen is looking really, really, REALLY tantalizing right now...

Uh oh. )

[murdercycle]

( Toki, it’s been TEN minutes. )

Prove it.

Call me.

But don’t call me if you’re doing you-know-what. I don’t wanna hear that.

[toki_in_the_cube]

FINES. >:( i calls you and then you sees!

( Ring, ring, ring.

He sounds out of breath. Exhausted. A little smug. )

Guess who ams NOT jackin's it?!

[murdercycle]

…

Not you.

( He really sounds like he might be jacking it, man, and Nathan isn’t going to do this to himself, so he hangs up. )

[toki_in_the_cube]

Huh?

( Aw, fuck.

He'd just been going off on the punching bag to let off some steam! )

Oh, FUCKS YOU.

WHY AMS YOU HANGS UP >:(

[murdercycle]

Because I didn’t wanna hear you jacking it.

( Obviously!! )

[toki_in_the_cube]

I WASNT JACKINS IT!!! >:(

i was punchins my bags. ok.

i bets YOU was jackins it.

[murdercycle]

More like punching your balls.

Like, playing with them.

While you jack it.

[toki_in_the_cube]

I AMNTS DOINGS THAT!!!!

wait

how does you know i punches my balls o_O

( That's fucked up. Is he psychic? )

[murdercycle]

We all know.

( It sure is fucked up! Find a better way to get off, please. )

[toki_in_the_cube]

WHAT D:

how ???

amnts nobody what should know but moidface. i gets no privacy heres :(