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Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna have that issue.

( Nathan's been fucking his fists for a long time. If his dick was going to spontaneously combust the way Toki's has, it would have happened by now. )

Maybe lay off the jacking off. Like, for a few days.

( Or even a few hours... )

whatever you says, nathans. whatever you says. :) :) :)

( What?! )

lays off the jackings off he says. HA!

no.

feels just fines :)

anyways i bets you cant lays it off if someone asks you O_O

( Oh, god, is this really the challenge they want to commit themselves to... )

Yeah. I can.

I could go a year without jacking it.

( Provided he's got groupies at the ready. )

( A year? Fuck, dude. He can't back down now or he'll look like a little bitch. )

yeah? you cans? :)

how bouts you does it with no groupies? virgins style?

i bets you krillions billions.

Edited 2024-02-27 07:33 (UTC)

( Don't call his bluff like this!!! )

You don't have a krillion billion.

sures i does. gives 3 krillions to a goils on onlysfans to cuts her throat.

which she does, BTW.

( Actually, she blocked him and refunded the money. )

you really wants to go down this dusty road, nathans?

Edited 2024-02-27 07:40 (UTC)

( They don't have time to unpack all of that. )

Do girlfriends count?

no.

i means yes.

i means

you dont gots one, does you? if so you gots to breaks up with her, ams the virgins style. all bys yourself!

Edited 2024-02-27 07:51 (UTC)

You said no first.

No takebacks.

( He's a lawyer. )

well i means to says YES! D:<

havings a goil what jacks you off defies the points of the dares, its WRONG

( God, he wishes he had a girlfriend. They all keep ghosting him for some reason. )

That's not what girlfriends do.

( Toki, buddy, there's so much more you can do with a girl... )

But fine.
Whatever.
No doing you-know-what ever again.

'Til you obviously crack first.

( Toki is a simple man with simple desires. Kissing, hugging, jacking off, beating to death - but mostly the first three. )

me? cracks? YOU WISHES >:D

cant waits for you to comes to me on you hands and knees going waaah toki T__T waah cant takes it no mores, you knows why?

cuz is gonna laughs at you :D

Toki, you’ve got scabs on your dick.

I’m pretty sure you’re gonna miss jacking off more than I am.

( He is NOT pretty sure! He is very concerned by this!

But, like, how would Toki even know? Nathan’s gonna keep jacking it, thank you. )

Hands and knees? Ew.

moidface says it ams normal THANKS. he eats thems.

hims own dick scabs not mines. :P

( How are they still alive?

Toki, like a good boy, respects the sanctity of a dare between brothers, and won't be jacking it until further notice.

There's no way this can end badly. )

oh but you WILLS.

because you ams DESPERATE. :)

but fines. goes and dont jacks off. sees how longs you last HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, don’t talk to me about Murderface’s fucking dick scabs.

You want me to be desperate so bad, it makes you look stupid.

If you already lost, just say so.

I don’t care that you’ve rubbing one out this whole time.

( And there are so many better things to jerk off to… )

nopes! i just watches the cartoons and plays with knifes :D

just faces it - i ams GREAT at not jackings off. i bet you brains ams full of boobs right now XD

( That off-model Calarts reject on screen is looking really, really, REALLY tantalizing right now...

Uh oh. )

( Toki, it’s been TEN minutes. )

Prove it.

Call me.

But don’t call me if you’re doing you-know-what. I don’t wanna hear that.

FINES. >:( i calls you and then you sees!

( Ring, ring, ring.

He sounds out of breath. Exhausted. A little smug. )

Guess who ams NOT jackin's it?!

…

Not you.

( He really sounds like he might be jacking it, man, and Nathan isn’t going to do this to himself, so he hangs up. )

Huh?

( Aw, fuck.

He'd just been going off on the punching bag to let off some steam! )

Oh, FUCKS YOU.

WHY AMS YOU HANGS UP >:(

Because I didn’t wanna hear you jacking it.

( Obviously!! )

Edited 2024-02-29 01:15 (UTC)

I WASNT JACKINS IT!!! >:(

i was punchins my bags. ok.

i bets YOU was jackins it.

More like punching your balls.

Like, playing with them.

While you jack it.

I AMNTS DOINGS THAT!!!!

wait

how does you know i punches my balls o_O

( That's fucked up. Is he psychic? )

We all know.

( It sure is fucked up! Find a better way to get off, please. )

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