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[murdercycle]

( Alright, new question: )

You go that hard every time??

And I'm not the one with rug burn on my dick.

[toki_in_the_cube]

uhh yeahs?? xD cant gets hard if you donts?

( Taking a very long time to think of a comeback. )

uh ok dont acts like it never happens to you???

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[murdercycle]

It hasn't.

Toki
Do you think
You might have
Like


A problem?

[toki_in_the_cube]

uh huh ok yeahs WELL ! dont says toki dont warns you when you goes waaah T_T toki my dicks ams all scraped and bleedins!!!

and no. for the records. i does NOT has a problems.

i only needs it when i ams alone. :) else i just makes the degradations of the womans to helps me.

( Diabetes can, in fact, cause problems down there. )

[murdercycle]

Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna have that issue.

( Nathan's been fucking his fists for a long time. If his dick was going to spontaneously combust the way Toki's has, it would have happened by now. )

Maybe lay off the jacking off. Like, for a few days.

( Or even a few hours... )

[toki_in_the_cube]

whatever you says, nathans. whatever you says. :) :) :)


( What?! )

lays off the jackings off he says. HA!

no.

feels just fines :)

anyways i bets you cant lays it off if someone asks you O_O

[murdercycle]

( Oh, god, is this really the challenge they want to commit themselves to... )

Yeah. I can.

I could go a year without jacking it.

( Provided he's got groupies at the ready. )

[toki_in_the_cube]

( A year? Fuck, dude. He can't back down now or he'll look like a little bitch. )

yeah? you cans? :)

how bouts you does it with no groupies? virgins style?

i bets you krillions billions.

[murdercycle]

( Don't call his bluff like this!!! )

You don't have a krillion billion.

[toki_in_the_cube]

sures i does. gives 3 krillions to a goils on onlysfans to cuts her throat.

which she does, BTW.

( Actually, she blocked him and refunded the money. )

you really wants to go down this dusty road, nathans?

[murdercycle]

( They don't have time to unpack all of that. )








Do girlfriends count?

[toki_in_the_cube]

no.

i means yes.

i means

you dont gots one, does you? if so you gots to breaks up with her, ams the virgins style. all bys yourself!

[murdercycle]

You said no first.

No takebacks.

( He's a lawyer. )

[toki_in_the_cube]

well i means to says YES! D:<

havings a goil what jacks you off defies the points of the dares, its WRONG

( God, he wishes he had a girlfriend. They all keep ghosting him for some reason. )

[murdercycle]

That's not what girlfriends do.

( Toki, buddy, there's so much more you can do with a girl... )

But fine.
Whatever.
No doing you-know-what ever again.

'Til you obviously crack first.

[toki_in_the_cube]

( Toki is a simple man with simple desires. Kissing, hugging, jacking off, beating to death - but mostly the first three. )

me? cracks? YOU WISHES >:D

cant waits for you to comes to me on you hands and knees going waaah toki T__T waah cant takes it no mores, you knows why?

cuz is gonna laughs at you :D

[murdercycle]

Toki, you’ve got scabs on your dick.

I’m pretty sure you’re gonna miss jacking off more than I am.

( He is NOT pretty sure! He is very concerned by this!

But, like, how would Toki even know? Nathan’s gonna keep jacking it, thank you. )

Hands and knees? Ew.

[toki_in_the_cube]

moidface says it ams normal THANKS. he eats thems.

hims own dick scabs not mines. :P

( How are they still alive?

Toki, like a good boy, respects the sanctity of a dare between brothers, and won't be jacking it until further notice.

There's no way this can end badly. )

oh but you WILLS.

because you ams DESPERATE. :)

but fines. goes and dont jacks off. sees how longs you last HAHAHAHAHA

[murdercycle]

Yeah, don’t talk to me about Murderface’s fucking dick scabs.

You want me to be desperate so bad, it makes you look stupid.

If you already lost, just say so.

I don’t care that you’ve rubbing one out this whole time.

( And there are so many better things to jerk off to… )

[toki_in_the_cube]

nopes! i just watches the cartoons and plays with knifes :D

just faces it - i ams GREAT at not jackings off. i bet you brains ams full of boobs right now XD

( That off-model Calarts reject on screen is looking really, really, REALLY tantalizing right now...

Uh oh. )

[murdercycle]

( Toki, it’s been TEN minutes. )

Prove it.

Call me.

But don’t call me if you’re doing you-know-what. I don’t wanna hear that.

[toki_in_the_cube]

FINES. >:( i calls you and then you sees!

( Ring, ring, ring.

He sounds out of breath. Exhausted. A little smug. )

Guess who ams NOT jackin's it?!

[murdercycle]

…

Not you.

( He really sounds like he might be jacking it, man, and Nathan isn’t going to do this to himself, so he hangs up. )

[toki_in_the_cube]

Huh?

( Aw, fuck.

He'd just been going off on the punching bag to let off some steam! )

Oh, FUCKS YOU.

WHY AMS YOU HANGS UP >:(

[murdercycle]

Because I didn’t wanna hear you jacking it.

( Obviously!! )